Somebody please tell this woman to STOP trying too hard!!

David Beckham is one good-looking man with a decent fashion sense. But the same can't be said about wifey Victoria. She seems bent on being famous on her own, rather than via her hubby. So, she tried singing [it failed], acting [she was as wooden as a plank in 'Ugly Betty' season 2 in her cameo], writing [her book is all about 'her opinions and advise' on fashion, which, really, are not that highly regarded] and designing [her line failed to sell coz she wasn't keen on being in shops to promote her clothes]. Hmmm... But this woman doesn't stop. Even though she fails miserably in everything she does [or try doing], she just goes on and on to make herself headline after headline, especially in the fashion department, in which, she is so keen to be an icon.

Sadly, being a fashion icon doesn't mean parading around in super-tight lil outfits and sporting various unimpressive hairstyles [apparently trend-setting to some]. It's more on being talented and creative and having good taste in clothes, which Mrs. Beckham lacks. Also, what's with showing off those boobs of hers so much?? It's obviously FAKE. Really doesn't help in her 'trying-to-be-a-fashion-icon' mission.

Honestly, will you dress like this? Or consider this stylish?

I definitely won't! Not to offend any Victoria's fans out there, but, personally, I think this woman should just stay at home and do what she does best: starving herself stick-thin, looking like a miserable cow most of the time, making babies and being a devoted wife and mother and stop trying at things she's just not good at.

Her latest ad campaign, modelling underwear for Armani:

Obviously super photoshopped. Wonder how much she needs to bend over to score this.

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