Flesh-colored granny bras are so NOT the way to go!

So, if you claim you are somewhat a fashionista, then you should know better than to break the basic rules, right?

Just the other day, my eyes were subjected to horrendous torture by a self-proclaimed fashionista who somehow, by mere accident, or, maybe she hit her head and couldn't think right, or... ok, I really don't know what kinda excuses I can assume for her crime.

As I was saying, if you claim you're a fashionista, you wouldn't, for the life of you, walk out of your house dressed in a seriously ugly flesh-colored granny bra underneath a white tank top WITHOUT removing the bra straps, hence showing the whole wide world the ugliness of it, right? And, you wouldn't top this combo with a greenish, faded, washed-out, flowery, table cloth-like super short dress, right?? And... you wouldn't complete the whole nasty combo with platforms with wooden heels so big and chunky, they look like they are able to harvest termites in it, right???

And guess where I caught sight of this ghastly combo... In an OFFICE!!

Shock! Shudder!!

Don't know about you. I simply cannot stand the atrocity!! Even fashion-challenged Betty Suarez would have the good sense to remove THOSE bra straps before getting out of the house.

Suggestion to so-called fashionista, flesh-colored granny bras are so NOT the way to go, not now, not EVER! So, do the world a favor and discard them in the deepest of deep ocean or burn them into the ashiest of ashes, coz NOBODY wanna see 'em at all!! Ok? Get it?? And, wearing a table-cloth in public? Unless you're auditioning for the role of a table in a local play, DON'T even think of doing that again.

I rest my case.